Tuesday, 8 April 2025

Skulferatu #134 - Derelict Farm Buildings, Scaur Water, Penpont, Dumfries and Galloway

 

On a sunny evening, I took a stroll around the outskirts of the village of Penpont.  A rural and sleepy, little place in Dumfries and Galloway.  Walking down a dirt track through the trees I could hear and see nothing of the modern world, and it made me think that the world must have looked much like this a couple of hundred years ago in the days of the fictional character Samuel Scrape.  He was a man from Penpont who played a brief role in, what in my opinion is, one of the greatest Scottish novels ever written – The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner by James Hogg.  The book, published in 1824, is satire on the Calvinist doctrine of predestination: in which it is believed that God sits outside of time and therefore has already preordained who is saved and who is damned.  The main character, Robert Wringhim is a staunch Calvinist who believes that he is one of those guaranteed Salvation.  He falls under the influence of a mysterious figure called Gil-Martin who can transform his appearance at will.  Gil-Martin leads Wringhim to believe that he is justified in killing those that he thinks are already damned by God, including his own brother.  At one point Wringhim has locked himself away, with his only company being his manservant, Samuel Scrape, a peasant from ‘Penpunt’.  However, Wringhim has no memory of having hired or paid Scrape and the suggestion is either that he was hired by Gil-Martin taking on the appearance of Wringhim, or that Wringhim is losing his mind. It all ends messily, and we are left wondering who Gil-Martin was, the devil, or maybe an aspect of Wringhim himself, a devilish figure of his own imagination.

 

I kept an eye out for a Gil-Martin type character on my walk, but met no-one.  Once, in the distance, I did spot a solitary dog walker, though they vanished down another path before I could get close enough to see if they had cloven hoofs and horns. 

 

A black and white photo of a bush with branches sticking out of it on either side that look a bit like horns.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
A horned bush

 

As I walked, all was quiet around me, apart from the crunching of my feet on the gravel path, the bubbling of the Scaur Water flowing nearby and the birds singing up above.  Following the path around a tree lined corner I came across some derelict farm buildings that were collapsing in on themselves.  DANGER – KEEP OUT was painted in dripping white paint numerous times on the sagging walls, but being a curious type I had to go for a little nose around. 

 

A photo of a group of derelict buildings that appear to have been some sort of wooden workshops.  One has a curved wooden roof.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Derelict buildings

 

A photo of a group of derelict buildings that appear to have been some sort of wooden workshops.  One has a curved wooden roof.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Falling down

 

A derelict building with wooden cladding on it that looks a bit like feathers.  A broken window peeks out from a bush.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
The empty eye of decay

 

A photo of a smashed window of the building - it sits in amongst the feather like wooden cladding around the building.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Danger

 

A view of an unbroken window on the derelict building with KEEP OUT DANGER painted in big white letters on it.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Keep out - Danger

 

On peering through broken windows, I could see that the buildings were pretty much kaput.  The roofs were caving in, and the walls were tumbling down.  Electrical wiring hung down listlessly from broken beams and everything smelt of damp and decay.  Everything was in a creaking collapse, just waiting for a strong wind to take it all down.

 

A black and white photograph of a wooden roof strut with a carved head on it that is maybe meant to be a dragon, but could be that of a pig.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
A dragon, or maybe a pig?

 

A photo showing part of the inside of the building where a thick grey electrical wire dangles down and the words KEEP OUT is written in white paint on a black interior wall.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
A wire dangles

 

A photo showing a collapsed building with sagging corrugated iron roofs, some of which now lie on the ground.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Collapsed

 

A black and white photograph showing a wooden hut almost hidden in bushes and trees.  Standing beside it is a telegraph pole towering up into the sky.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
In the undergrowth

 

Walking around the back of the buildings my ears were assaulted by a sudden frenzy of squawking and cawing from what sounded like hundreds of rooks in the trees above me.  I then spotted several of their young fledglings bopping around in a panic at my approach.   Not quite having mastered the art of flight, they jumped in a flapping wing fall around the high grass by the trees.  As I got nearer the rooks above became louder and louder while the young dashed for cover.  One of the young ones stuck his head into a gap between some logs, as if like an ostrich, it was closing its eyes to approaching danger. I walked quietly away and let it be.

 

I have a vague memory of walking past these buildings several years back, and I think they may have been workshops or something like that, but I could be wrong.  I don’t imagine for a minute though that they’ll still be standing next time I pass by this way.  Man, or nature will have taken then down by then.

 

Before leaving I placed a Skulferatu in a knothole in the wood of the owl like building where it could keep an eye out on the young rooks dancing through the grass and the undergrowth.

 

A small, ceramic skull (Skulferatu 134) being held up with the derelict farm buildings in the distance behind it.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Skulferatu #134

 

A small, ceramic skull (Skulferatu 134) in a knothole in a wooden wall. Below it is a broken window.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Skulferatu #134 in a knothole

 

A small, ceramic skull (Skulferatu 134) in a knothole in a wooden wall.  Photo by Kevin Nosferatu for the Skulferatu Project.
Skulferatu #134 in a knothole

 

TomTom Map showing the location of Skulferatu #134
Map showing the location of Skulferatu #134

 

The coordinates for the location of the Skulferatu are -

 
Latitude 55.22821
Longitude -3.82229
 
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